Ceaselessly Into The Past.

Hi I'm Alexis. I'm a comedian. I like glitter, music, food and hip thrusting random people and objects while listening to One Direction. Peace out nigs.


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baconsturtle:

Reblog if you’re a sea lion. I want to see how many sea lions we have here.

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vengefulbullwinkle: gallifrey-feels: earthgirldonna: feferipixies: the-fandoms-are-cool: everythingis19: cosmicsyzygy: Look, I made a gif of this most awesome wizard at the Leaky Cauldron! DUDE IS READING ‘A BRIEF HISTORY OF TIME’ BY STEPHEN HAWKING I NEVER REALIZED are you serious I always assumed wizards just ignored science, because the fact that “magic” exists, can explain anything. But there are MuggleBorn wizards, ones who, until they were eleven, lived in the real world and learned science and things. Did they all just abandon that normal, muggle knowledge, like Harry did? It’s always been there, itching in the back of my mind. FOUR FOR YOU SCIENCE WIZARD YOU GO SCIENCE WIZARD can we point out that he’s doing wandless magic too like voldemort couldnt even do that shit molly fuckin weasley couldnt fuckin do that who are you pretty sure this whole series has been about the wrong wizard guys Plot Twist: He is able to do wandless magic because his comprehensive understanding of quantum physics means that he is the only wizard/witch to actually understand how magic works. You could not possibly understand how happy this makes me. I have hope for the wizarding world again.
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teenytigress: SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
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slythindorbitch: i am niall
  • Normal people: crying cause I really miss you.
  • Ed Sheeran: I don't get waves of missing you anymore, they're more like tsunami tides in my eyes
  • Normal people: you're making me blush!
  • Ed Sheeran: tell her that she turns my cheeks the color of my hair
  • Normal people: we're spooning
  • Ed Sheeran: we're resembling cutlery
  • Normal people: my life is falling apart
  • Ed Sheeran: her face seems slowly sinking, wasting, crumbling like pastries
  • Normal people: marry me?
  • Ed Sheeran: see, I could do without a tan on my left hand where my fourth finger meets my knuckle
  • Normal people: i really want to kiss you
  • Ed Sheeran: all i want is the taste that your lips allow
  • Normal people: let's cuddle
  • Ed Sheeran: cover me up, cuddle me in, lie down with me and hold me in your arms
  • Normal people: i want to hug you
  • Ed Sheeran: i was made to keep your body warm but i'm cold as the wind blows so hold me in your arms
  • Normal people: she's a crack whore prostitute
  • Ed Sheeran: and in a pipe she flies to the motherland or sells love to another man
  • Normal people: i'm sad and lonely
  • Ed Sheeran: cause lately i've been waking up alone, paint splattered teardrops on my shirt
  • Normal people: i'm going to get wasted and sleep with someone else to forget about you
  • Ed Sheeran: i wanna be drunk when i wake up, on the right side of the wrong bed
  • Normal people: expect me to drunk diall you later
  • Ed Sheeran: and that tonight i'll call ya, after my blood is drowning in alcohol
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    erossum:

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    nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

    are-you-my-tennant:

    neilpatrickheaven:

    i just really want a musical where theres one character who doesnt know how any of the songs go

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     #favorite disney prince because he doesnt understand hes a disney prince

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    (via of-the-sweetest-tea)

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    unimpulsive theme